minding my own business and some dude skates up next to me. Whats your name? You are colorful. I'm a photographer. Can I have your phone number? wow. you dont waste any time do you man? sure why not, maybe you'll skate away if i give it to you. So you have midterms? You wanna come over to my house and makeout? It will relieve stress. seriously. are you really saying these things to me? I'm so ready to kill all of these self-entitled pricks that think since they don't slap you across the face with their dick you should be responsive. I dont HAVE to do anything. And i'm not going to give your ego a blowjob. so dont ask. Not everyone I meet deserves to know me.

Now if you had been attractive I might have considered your offer. But I'm not shallow, just realistic.